So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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