i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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