guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This is classic penis vs brain.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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