I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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