glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
