Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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