Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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