I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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