He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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