yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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