Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You need a sexual gate keeper
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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