I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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