You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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