There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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