i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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