kristin has been a bad kristin
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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