Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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