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• (440): View more from Ohio

  just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face

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  so you're single again?

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  yea but it was worth it

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk

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• (903): View more from Texas

  One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

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  $5. Donated.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.

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• (925): View more from California

  My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.

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• (310): View more from California

  My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!

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