I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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