I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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