So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
two words...techno handjob
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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