Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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