ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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