Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just want nice things and good sex
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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