It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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