Non-Jews are for practice
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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