Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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