A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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