Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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