They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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