This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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