The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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