I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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