Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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