did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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