I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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