dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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