I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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