Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The beer is more important than you right now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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