last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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