I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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