You work out of a Hotel?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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