No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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