wat bout pragnant strippers??
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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