Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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