If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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