My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
