I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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