well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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