You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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