Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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