I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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