So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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