Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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