Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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