so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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