plz talk dirty to me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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